under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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