You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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