Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize