If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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