Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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