Your tits are I can't wait for
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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