Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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