i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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