just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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