love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You did what with his pubic hair?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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