And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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