it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize