So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
she woke up with a sticky ear
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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