So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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