I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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