Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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