I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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