i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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