I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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