Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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