Is it normal to miss your booty call?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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