My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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