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  • 91 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:25pm

    If any bush is that big that it influences the way your pants fit then you have serious, serious problems.

  • 96 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:36pm

    when she shaved that monster fur pie she probably got rid of a colony of crabs, lice, and a small mammal or two. That's what made the pants fit

  • 91 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:18pm

    I hate judgmental guys with their overgrown pubic thicket telling us girls to wax. Do it first, you pansy.

  • 76 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:46pm

    2 reasons I think you aren't getting laid - You had a big enough bush that shaving it made your pants fit better - You used the word "m'cooch"

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:50pm

    M'Cooch??? Is that anything like a McNugget?

  • 61 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:43pm

    12:36 I think I love you! A dark, vulgar sense of humor is good!

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:57pm

    Odg, I bet the OP's swimsuits must have looked like Depends before.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:34pm

    could have just left it unshaven, not like you're getting any

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:42pm

    Conversely, 4:02, you don't get a free pass because you don't have a vagina. We expect you guys to be clean and well-manicured too.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:57pm

    1229 must be a virgin. CA is the porn capital, broads shave their shit or theyre shown the door to NY. they need it thick out there for the cold!

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:14pm

    Sounds to me like the OP must have had a serious bush going on there... Lol

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:34pm

    Ive always shaved...otherwise my di ck looks like it has side burns

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:34pm

    Yeah, you guys that are wanting a smooth runway better do some trim work yourself. Nobody like long pubs in their mouth! Trim your shit!

  • 42 29
    Submitted by josemcdonald on Jan 9, 11 at 2:03am

    Dude.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:05pm

    Holy shit. That scares me. Does this mean that people could see that your pants were poofy there before you shaved? Eww.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:25am

    Ewe. Well i think girls should shave and boys should trim. On another not my friends roommate clogs her drain when she shaves her crap so of course this should be taken literally. Some girls really do this nasty crap 

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:18pm

    They're assuming it's a girl cause it says m'coochh Men don't have cooches

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:39pm

    Lazer* damn iPhone

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:45pm

    Keep reaching for that rainbow, sweetheart.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:02pm

    Ladies A man usually likes a clean workspace So use bikini zone cream after to keep the bumps down And no one is saying shave everything unless it's what u prefer but keep it trim please

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:27pm

    Gross, clogged drain.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:48pm

    amazing how people take this so literal. I think it's effin hilarious!

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:37am

    The whole don't judge me thing made ne believe you also saw that episode of my name is Earl

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:05pm

    I HATE men who think they don't need to shave because they're men. They never wash their bushes either like natural girls do. Nasty nasty nasty.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:53pm

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read this.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:35pm

    Holy shit! A Sasquatch

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:44pm

    Cuz guys don't have a couch dumbass

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:59pm

    Yuck omgoodness nasty sick What was a gorilla livin in ur pants?

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:50pm

    I love trident layers!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:38pm

    2:55 your nasty. Total hair removal is EXACTLY what needs to be done. I'm a girl. And EVERYTHING is gonee..I'm working on lazed hair removal.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:18pm

    Someone needs to cut back on the rogaine, and wax that sh*t.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:30pm

    *shudder* OP that is VILE. Wax that shit. Beauty is pain.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:55pm

    2:29, the one time I shaved before a vacation I found it irritating and disturbing. Trimming is fine as long as both sexes do it. I'd be annoyed at any guy insisting on total hair removal.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:48am

    You, probably, look like a werewolf wearing a thong!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:53pm

    the OP should shave her ass and bleach her bunghole -- drop another pant size

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:21pm

    Damnn .. Must of been bad.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:51pm

    Boooooooooonnnnneeeerrrrr.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:29pm

    Cooch? How old are you grow the fuck up

  • 35 42
    Submitted by breebabix on Apr 26, 11 at 9:00am

    lmao ew ?

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:31pm

    This sounds like a guy wrote it, if not, lmao

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:55am

    Busted out laughing! Hysterical.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:05pm

    5:42 - Does your dad have a cooch, dumbfuck?

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:57pm

    Beauty does not have to be pain, 7:30, you dipshit.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:08pm

    2:58 your parents must be proud of the naughty jungle of love you dive into

  • 31 39
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 12, 11 at 2:34pm

    Too late.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:16am

    Must have been chubacca

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:42pm

    You grow that much?!?!?! Damn that's hairy

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:29pm

    I agree 2:18! I shave, it's irritating down there if I don't. Not to mention I find it a little... Disturbing -girl next door

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:36pm

    12:57-OMG...that's hilarious!!

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:22am

    Atleast she doesn't have a snaggle tooth like u 1:15

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:20pm

    Wow... way to stay classy Tallahassee!

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:18pm

    OMG this is hilarious. i nearly died.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:42pm

    Why does everyone assume that this was a chick?

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:19pm

    WTF how is that even possible??

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:08pm

    I'm surprised people think this is actually real.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:15am

    Your the dipshit! What part of being beautiful doesn't require some pain. You are probably fuckingggg ugggglllllyyyy!

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:18pm

    @12:29 we do not! every girl I know here shaves. fact.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:23pm

    Too late....funny...but nasty as hell!

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:43pm

    i dont know about all the other guys but i like the runway to be debris free and smooth.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:29pm

    The OP must originally be from California. They grow 'em thick out there.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:32pm

    You should burn it off next time. It'll look like a garbage fire, but you'll at least get a pity fuck. Most guys don't mind the burnt hair smell.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:50pm

    shit, that ain't hair pie. more like tumbleweed suprise

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:53pm

    enough wool to knit a sweater!!

  • 28 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:26pm

    Um, 12:17, I really hope you're joking.

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:14pm

    oh Florida...how we love thee