the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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