Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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