don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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