his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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