Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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