Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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