just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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