What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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