She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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