U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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