I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize