I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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