But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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