stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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