Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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