Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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