Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(512): View more from Texas

dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(512): dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce. http://tfl.nu/89y8

Replies (11) Good night (820) Bad night (3195) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(915): View more from Texas

i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(915): i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure http://tfl.nu/p6xi

Replies (22) Good night (3431) Bad night (1509) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today. http://tfl.nu/t7wc

Replies (18) Good night (4505) Bad night (437) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(920): View more from Wisconsin

My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(920): My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas. http://tfl.nu/6lzb

Replies (20) Good night (954) Bad night (4821) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(785): View more from Kansas

Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(785): Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen. http://tfl.nu/ucck

Replies (14) Good night (4517) Bad night (1289)
Favorite
(581): View more from Quebec

I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(581): I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset. http://tfl.nu/8lj9

Replies (33) Good night (1235) Bad night (5594) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(207): View more from Maine

I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(207): I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow. http://tfl.nu/e26q

Replies (11) Good night (4100) Bad night (905) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(714): View more from California

Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(714): Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare. http://tfl.nu/ceys

Replies (19) Good night (1208) Bad night (6041) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(410): View more from Maryland

You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(410): You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock" http://tfl.nu/flxw

Replies (6) Good night (2689) Bad night (758) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(337): View more from Louisiana

Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(337): Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night. http://tfl.nu/5kyl

Replies (36) Good night (6555) Bad night (2240) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(+49): View more from Germany

Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+49): Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom. http://tfl.nu/2s5g

Replies (6) Good night (2662) Bad night (839) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(469): View more from Texas

I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(469): I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part. http://tfl.nu/bfoq

Replies (8) Good night (646) Bad night (2629) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am

(248): View more from Michigan

Hahaha. That's funny.

(847): View more from Illinois

But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am (248): Hahaha. That's funny. (847): But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship http://tfl.nu/cr13

Replies (6) Good night (3056) Bad night (424)
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things http://tfl.nu/ht36

Replies (9) Good night (947) Bad night (379) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine. http://tfl.nu/bpq4

Replies (1) Good night (1098) Bad night (237)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: