just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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