Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Sext me about skeletons
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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