Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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