i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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