ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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