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  • Submitted by klangford on May 6, 10 at 3:54pm

    By the way, you didn't get her wet, that was her water breaking.

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    Submitted by AMeick31 on May 6, 10 at 3:07pm

    Haha, people these days are shamelessly amazing...

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    Submitted by skater518 on May 6, 10 at 5:45pm

    I bet he got his wallet stolen

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    Submitted by 69770 on May 6, 10 at 2:53pm

    First is lame

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    Submitted by curazyboy on May 6, 10 at 5:58pm

    Eating on the metro is illegal but lap dances???.....PARTY ON!

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    Submitted by Anonoman on May 6, 10 at 3:19pm

    Um, I don't mean to be one of those dicks that calls fake, but in absolutely no context would this make any sense.

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      Submitted by JackBerton on May 6, 10 at 4:07pm

      Obviously you've never ridden the Metro.

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    Submitted by IneptAdept on May 6, 10 at 4:46pm

    That's dedication I like to see.

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    Submitted by adderallking on May 6, 10 at 3:46pm

    Why would someone on maternity leave (just had a baby) give you a lapdance?

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      Submitted by hmmmm on May 7, 10 at 11:35am

      Did you READ the text? She needed the practice. She's obviously a stripper planning to return to work post-baby. (I assume she's already had the baby, because I can't imagine that anyone who's far enough along to be on maternity leave would feel like giving a stranger a lap dance, but I guess it depends on how early she started to show and whether the club's customers cared.)

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    Submitted by Dullesguy on May 6, 10 at 9:34pm

    He was obviously in Maryland when this happened. All the nonsense happens there.

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    Submitted by ktrue on May 7, 10 at 11:25am

    Way to keep it classy dc/nova

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    Submitted by iamyourboss on May 7, 10 at 1:59am

    Lol nova is whack I can't wait to move

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 6, 10 at 6:05pm

    MILF if I ever saw one.

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    Submitted by sequioa on May 6, 10 at 5:28pm

    this is one of those times when truth is really stranger than fiction

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 3:03am

    wow this so many different levels of fucked up! well guess she wanted to keep loose and limber, for when she eventually returns to work.

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    Submitted by frito10 on May 6, 10 at 4:03pm

    Wierd. Maybe she's a stripper and doesn't want to get rusty. Do they even get mat leave?

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    Submitted by hallo on May 6, 10 at 3:02pm

    FIRSTEST IS BESTEST YUH HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1