I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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