There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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