is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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