No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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